Mike's Views

... non-violent, revolutionary, anarchist

My Dating Profile

Seeking needy woman with issues.

I want to be blindsided by emotional outbursts over things that are not my fault -- over nothing, preferably. If you frequently burst into tears for no reason, I can't wait to hear from you. If you like to scream at the top of your lungs then act like nothing happened, I'm your guy.

If you love to be critical and demeaning, oh baby, I'm ready and willing. If you have strict rules of behavior, especially for your significant other, I will be at your beck and call. If you want me to perform impossible tasks to earn your love, I will be your Ulysses, your Hercules.

But if you are calm, if you are content with your life, just swipe left. If you like long walks on the beach and cuddling before a fire, swipe left. Please. If you are a relaxed and accepting soul, forget it, it will never work out between us. If you are a happy person, my god, find somebody else. Please.

I need someone who is high-maintenance and never satisfied, that's what gets my juices flowing. Give me a struggle to wake up to and endless battles to live for.

I thrive on drama.